Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.
sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?
sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!
sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!
by theschitzer August 30, 2007
An Original Bitch that uses innocent K-POP Idols to Cover the shit that's going on inside its country.
_Y'all heard the new Dispatch Korea bitchin' around using 97 line to cover the Nth Rooms scandals?!"
+ Why are you even surprised?! It's been a bitch all its cheap life!!
+ Why are you even surprised?! It's been a bitch all its cheap life!!
by Cats are Copying Yoongi! May 19, 2020
The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
by EastCoastSteff November 30, 2008
Emergency Dispatcher with remarkable ability to forsee the needs of their field units and provide all angles of support to ensure the safest and most infomed outcome to the incident. These Dispatchers absorb stress easily and return with hardcore commitment to getting the job done with the least amount of investigation. Only the most Extreme Dispatchers use every available resource to relieve field units of distraction from the events unfolding before them. Technically savy and street smart they have insight .from hard lessons learned from mistakes in the past They overcome every obstacle placed before them making split decisons on anything from traffic cones to armed disturbances. Perceived by many as civilians, button pushers and clerical workers they type like their hands are on fire , converse calmly, desiminate and take dictation while admist the worst situations. On the job training upholds most of their innate capabilities but the real core of thier ability is their ever giving hearts.
Emergency calls come in through the 911 system for a mass injury vehicle accident on a major highway system requiring all resources of Police, Fire and EMS services and support from surrounding agencies. Hundreds of phone calls reviewed in split seconds for content, priority and accuracy. The Extreme Dispatcher handles all aspects of the call working in teams and groups until the last patient and the last vehicle is cleared from the scene and all field units are safetly in stations.
by Whisper911 February 3, 2010
Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.
Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"
Police Dispatcher: "Where?"
Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"
Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"
Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"
Police Dispatcher: "Where?"
Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"
Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"
Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"
by mdaugh September 16, 2008
"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"
by smokehousekid November 28, 2021