An act where two (or more) arguing individuals, whilst in the presence and hearing of their partners, disclose a significant number of previously unknown truths about the opposing arguer in an attempt to ‘get them in the shit’ and end the argument.
Chris ‘You are being an arse - it is your turn to get the drinks’
Paul ‘No it isn’t you cheapscate’
Chris ‘You just don’t want to go to the bar ‘cos you shagged that barmaid last night and you are with your girlfriend now’
Paul ‘Can’t believe you said that - Vicky can hear. Anyway you shagged Amanda last week behind your girlfriends back’
Chris ‘You wanker - At least I didn’t get that girl from work pregnant’
Paul ‘You bastard, but you did have an affair with your girlfriends sister’
Chris ‘You gobshite, Yeah well at-least it wasn’t my girlfriends Mother’
The disclosure-cascade continued until Pauls girlfriend punched him in the face
Paul ‘No it isn’t you cheapscate’
Chris ‘You just don’t want to go to the bar ‘cos you shagged that barmaid last night and you are with your girlfriend now’
Paul ‘Can’t believe you said that - Vicky can hear. Anyway you shagged Amanda last week behind your girlfriends back’
Chris ‘You wanker - At least I didn’t get that girl from work pregnant’
Paul ‘You bastard, but you did have an affair with your girlfriends sister’
Chris ‘You gobshite, Yeah well at-least it wasn’t my girlfriends Mother’
The disclosure-cascade continued until Pauls girlfriend punched him in the face
by Voigt Kampff September 22, 2007
The above remark is to be considered to be a joke. In no way is it meant to be otherwise unless otherwise stated in a sub-thought disclaimer. In the event where there is a sub-thought disclaimer it will not be a joke but the truth and not to be laughed at because the truth is not funny. With only the VD present, the joke can be confirmed as funny and then is to be laughed at because jokes are funny. Hooty-hoo!
That joke deserves a VD - Van Disclosure.
by Jimmie061 October 16, 2009
aka. R.D.D. When an individual has a romantic crush on somebody, but does not know how to tell them how they feel about them. It often happens to people who have never asked someone out and has not been in a romantic relationship previously.
Alan: Hey Dima. What is the matter? You have not been yourself all day.
Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.
Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 February 27, 2021
Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.
by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 28, 2023
Confidential documentation of past transgressions for which one is contrite. This includes documentation of the evidence of your growth journey and restitution so concerned parties (like a company or board of directors) can be prepared in case you get called out for something that is actually old news and no longer a reflection of who you are today. It's an antidote for being called out for something you already served time for (literally or metaphorically) or that you have genuinely learned from. It's not guaranteed to prevent being cancelled, but it's better protection than being called out and pretending it never happened.
I submitted my redemption disclosure to my company today. I sure hope the people who saw me in blackface at that party in 1982 don't call me out.
by tiffany jana September 17, 2021