Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.
Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.
Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.
Mark: I know we work closely together and will do so for a long time to come, and I know you are in a committed relationship BUT I LOVE YOU and want to have babies with you and I love you...
Kelly: thanks for ruining our otherwise comfortable working relationship, ya freakin' over discloser, next time stfu you dumbass