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Dirty Wind 

Fecal scented air expelled through the anal cavity. You must not be fooled by its pretty-sounding name, as "The Dirty Wind" is one of the most sought after farts. It is comforting to farter and passerby alike. It has a sound of air being let out of a bike tire ffffffffffffffft. What is most diagnostic about it, however, is its length. It is the longest-lasting fart there is. It will sometimes cause the farters mouth to hang open uncontrollably with eyes watering & unable to speak. It's as though he has had the wind knocked out of him. Neither loud nor strong in sound this fart however is unwavering, it may last fifteen seconds.
Derek was hiking near his home when he suddenly stopped dead in his tracks... he felt the presence of a Dirty Wind approaching and thus slightly bent over at the waist, hands on hips as he released his dirty wind for the other hikers to appreciate.
Dirty Wind by hammer41 August 29, 2011

Dirty Wendy 

When a girl has a male roommate who only washes his bedsheets once a year and the night before he does laundry, she gets liquored up on amaretto sours, sneaks into his room and rides him while wearing his pillowcase as a hood.
That girl still has a rash on her face from when she pulled a Dirty Wendy.
Dirty Wendy by Dirty Calvin August 17, 2009

Dirty Wendy 

When a rubber dildo is attached to a body pillow, and a girl begins to ride it until she cums.
Last night I caught my roommate while she was midway in a dirty wendy.
Dirty Wendy by Reflected Dialect November 11, 2022

Dirty Wendy 

When a Girl is so compassionate she has oral-sex with the homeless
She felt so bad for those guys living under the bridge she pulled a dirty Wendy and gave them all blow jobs.
Dirty Wendy by BettyDavisDies November 13, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026