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Dirty vonnie 

The act of being a fucking idiot by spreading shit all over their face
Dirty vonnie by Funny dgdh November 2, 2021

Dirty vinnie 

The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
Dirty vinnie by Asspotatoes October 2, 2021

Dirty Vinnie 

The kind of man that can make the goofiest faces and jokes, but is extremely attractive and very caring, yet won't hesitate to slam you against the wall as he calls you his bottom bitch.
"You still single?"

"No! I finally met a guy and let me tell you, he's a real dirty vinnie."
Dirty Vinnie by BatQuinn April 11, 2020

Dirty Vinnie 

When your testicle falls off due to being blue-balled, so you pick it up, fry it sunny side up, and stick use it as a butt plug to seal you're asshole for an upcoming hardcore anal session with a guy with massive ears, more often than not called Ethan.
Vinnie loves being a Dirty Vinnie.
Dirty Vinnie by SNOTATOR January 15, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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