The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
The kind of man that can make the goofiest faces and jokes, but is extremely attractive and very caring, yet won't hesitate to slam you against the wall as he calls you his bottom bitch.
When your testicle falls off due to being blue-balled, so you pick it up, fry it sunny side up, and stick use it as a butt plug to seal you're asshole for an upcoming hardcore anal session with a guy with massive ears, more often than not called Ethan.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.