The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a timedirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
The kind of man that can make the goofiest faces and jokes, but is extremely attractive and very caring, yet won't hesitate to slam you against the wall as he calls you his bottom bitch.
When your testicle falls off due to being blue-balled, so you pick it up, fry it sunny side up, and stick use it as a butt plug to seal you're asshole for an upcoming hardcore anal session with a guy with massive ears, more often than not called Ethan.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).