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Dirty Volcano 

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.
Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.
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Dirty Volcano 

The act of balancing yourself on your shoulders and shitting blood and feces into the air, screaming VOLCANO!
Tony - "I watched a great porno last night."
Ernest- "What was it?"
Tony- "Was normal at first then the girl ended with a huge Dirty Volcano. I fell in love."
Dirty Volcano by Chachapacha January 25, 2017

Dirty Volcano 

An act of which requires one person to cut themselves, using the blood for lube as they being to rub themselves off.once they have reached their "peak" they spray everywhere and yelling "VOLCANO"
Damnit, that was a good long dirty volcano.
Dirty Volcano by bloody falcon April 19, 2010

The Dirty Volcano

When your partner is laying on the ground with only their shoulders touching, holding their legs to their head, while you proceed to have anal sex. Once you ejaculate in the rectum you grab their legs and thrust forward to the head making the semen shoot out of the anus like a volcano.
Friend: Why is the front of your shirt nasty?
You: Dude, I gave this chick "The Dirty Volcano" last night and she erupted on m shirt.
The Dirty Volcano by BigSos21 September 12, 2011
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