A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.
Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.
by Foldmember March 28, 2020
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