Dirty Tool

Someone who acts like they do hardcore drugs when in fact they dont, and say that to get attention. Someone who is dirty by nature and acts like a tool to get friends.

shutup, your such a dirty tool

Dirty Tool by krickett13 December 2, 2010

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dirty man tool

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)

Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!

dirty man tool by santo Sucio April 1, 2009

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dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

dirty garden tool by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 27, 2017

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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