Dirty Tanner

A fake human, DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON, THEY ARE LIZARDS AND WILL BITE YOU!

Person 1: Yo whaddup tanner
Tanner: *Glares in lizard*
Person 1: Holy shit man
Tanner: Ima hiss yo ass bitch
Person 1: Goddamn Dirty Tanner!

by Niggerbiologist69 December 28, 2018

Dirty Tanner

Man who misses ex girlfriend so he constantly messages her. However he currently has a pregnant girlfriend that he ignores for his ex who ignores him because she is also in a relationship.

Him: hey baby I miss you

You: you’re a dirty tanner fuck off!

by BOFT June 4, 2020

dirty tanner

Where you stick a tuba mouth piece in your ass and have your partner blow into it.

Hey baby, you look like you need a dirty tanner.

by Dr.Phil and friends July 25, 2018

dirty tanner

To kick a baby while masturbating to pictures of spider cum

man im bout to dirty tanner this kid

by jizzy man yay cum April 29, 2024