Dirty Talan Share definition Flag A Dirty Talan is when your partner peals away the skin on your balls and gives you a blowjob/ handjob with it before rubbing it on their face. Dude, Emma gave me a Dirty Talan last month. She had me in the hospital for 3 weeks, bro. Dirty Talan by hi_i_am_elmo November 17, 2020 Get the Dirty Talan mug.