dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

Dirty Taco

Where your fucking a girl in the ass then you stick your dick in her twat.

Did you give that girl the dirty taco?

by Justin September 19, 2004

Dirty Taco

When someone performs oral sex on a woman immediately aftfer she received an Alabama hot pocket.

Kevin gave Tracy the Alabama hot pocket and Justin dove down and got himself a dirty taco. And Aaron fucked your mom.

by Boston-Pancake January 15, 2011

Dirty Taco

A taco is a girl's vagina. A dirty taco is her vagina after having unprotected sex.

My girlfriend just started taking birth control. Tonight, she'll have a dirty taco.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 25, 2017

dirty taco

an old skanky woman who has never douched and has crusty vigina

u ar the 1's who are ball lickers

by Justin July 3, 2003

Dirty Taco

After a female takes a shit, she then procedes to wipe back to front, spreading all the shit from her asshole to her vagina

Jeff: I was fucking this girl the other night and i swear she just gave herself a Dirty Taco

Chad: Ew! Gross!

by CanadianHobo April 26, 2017

DIRTY TACO

DIRTY TACO

DIR - TEE - TAH - CO

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO WILL LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL. I.E. AN ILLEAGAL IMMIGRANT, OR A PERSON WHO WILL TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE, EVEN ON THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS.

"BOY THAT GUY REALLY SCREWED EVERYONE OVER, WHAT A DIRTY TACO HE IS"

"THAT GUY JUST STARED AT MY CROTCH, HE'S PROBABLY A DIRTY TACO"

by Tempstorise January 30, 2025