dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2003

dirty taco

an old skanky woman who has never douched and has crusty vigina

u ar the 1's who are ball lickers

by Justin July 4, 2003

Dirty Taco

Where your fucking a girl in the ass then you stick your dick in her twat.

Did you give that girl the dirty taco?

by Justin September 19, 2004

Dirty Taco

When someone performs oral sex on a woman immediately aftfer she received an Alabama hot pocket.

Kevin gave Tracy the Alabama hot pocket and Justin dove down and got himself a dirty taco. And Aaron fucked your mom.

by Boston-Pancake January 14, 2011

Dirty Taco

A taco is a girl's vagina. A dirty taco is her vagina after having unprotected sex.

My girlfriend just started taking birth control. Tonight, she'll have a dirty taco.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream June 24, 2017

dirty tornado taco

when a very large male is having butt sex with a girl then puts it in her vagina while its covered with shit and spins her around

hey do you see john with that tiny girl, yeah he told me that they "dirty tornado taco" all the time.

by hubert jones April 1, 2011

glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

by Not my real name hahaha January 6, 2018