Dirty Stones

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it

person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life

by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009

Dirty Stone

The act of drinking and becoming depressed after sex, going to your bestfriend and cryibg about the wrong person with your dick out.

"Dude you were so wasted you started doing a dirty stone last night"

by Odioussnowman20 April 15, 2020

Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.

Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021