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dirty steve 

when a female passes gas, and you suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose.
steve or whoever was licking nancy's asshole and she farts, steve then sucks it up and then blows the fart onto nancy's nose so she can smell it.
dirty steve by momo April 14, 2005
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Dirty Steve 

A mixed drink: Ginger ale, Bombay blue sapphire gin, cherry juice.
Nothing brings a crew together like a round of Dirty Steves and a stolen fishing pole.
Dirty Steve by Texas Red March 13, 2009

Dirty Steve 

The act of buying multiple Swifer wet jets and bungee chords and inserting the bungee chords into your girl's butt-hole and mouth. Then proceeding to hang her from a high speed ceiling fan and turning it on. Finally take the Swifer wet jets you bought and, like a spear, aim to throw them into her vagina. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
"Why are there holes in the wall?"
"I'm still working on my aim when it comes to the Dirty Steve"
Dirty Steve by DS-Dirty Steve October 18, 2012

Dirty Steve 

The act of defecating onto a man's chest (usually named Mike) as he is performing fellatio.
I gave Mike the dirty Steve last night.
I love to give men the dirty Steve.
Mike will never get enough of my dirty Steve.
Dirty Steve by Elidocaindy October 10, 2022

Dirty Steve Waffle 

When a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
Dirty Steve Waffle by bburdzel December 15, 2011

Dirty Stever 

It is the same as the "Hot Carl" except you take a dump in a mitten instead.
Guy#1 Is he giving her the "Hot Carl"
Guy#2 No that's the Dirty Stever

dirty steven 

An extremely perverted high school teenage male that has a fetish for Japanese anime, Ramen noodles and Asian chicks. Often grabs people's asses, male or female.
He's got a mirror under that Asian girl's skirt! He's such a dirty Steven!
dirty steven by Morticia March 17, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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