The act of buying multiple Swifer wet jets and bungee chords and inserting the bungee chords into your girl's butt-hole and mouth. Then proceeding to hang her from a high speed ceiling fan and turning it on. Finally take the Swifer wet jets you bought and, like a spear, aim to throw them into her vagina. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
"Why are there holes in the wall?"
"I'm still working on my aim when it comes to the DirtySteve"
An extremely perverted high school teenage male that has a fetish for Japanese anime, Ramen noodles and Asian chicks. Often grabs people's asses, male or female.
He's got a mirror under that Asian girl's skirt! He's such a dirty Steven!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*