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Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)
Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.
Dirty Spongebob by Sakeeya March 29, 2012
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Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass
Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob
Dirty SpongeBob by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.

spongebob (dirty) 

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
spongebob (dirty) by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026