A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)
by Sakeeya February 12, 2012
by Sexcommander46 October 21, 2021
the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.
the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!
guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
by Tom K. February 04, 2005
The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 18, 2024