Skip to main content

Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)
Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.
Dirty Spongebob by Sakeeya March 29, 2012
Dirty Spongebob mug front
Get the Dirty Spongebob mug.
See more merch

Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass
Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob
Dirty SpongeBob by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.

spongebob (dirty) 

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants
guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'
spongebob (dirty) by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026