A Dirty Skylar is when your bestfriend sticks a bunch of polyensian sauce up your ass, bust the packet and then dip a chicken nugget in it when it starts to drip out.
OH wowDirty Skylar is really dripping that sauce today
Someone who is is a total sweetheart in person but a super freak in the bedroom. Dirty Skylar only does monogamous relationships but is so into making her man feel appreciated and pleasured. Dirty Skylar loves funny and sexual memes and they really make her day if she's down.
"Oh, well there goes Skylar being the usual dirty Skylar again." " Sexual memes are pretty much the definition of Dirty Skylar.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.