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Dirty Seagull 

When you're fucking a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out, dip it in the sand, and stick it back in the girl.
I gave that bitch with the fat ass a dirty seagull the other day.
Dirty Seagull by MRP January 5, 2004
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Dirty Seagull 

When a guy cums in a girls ass and she then stands above him and squeezes the jizz out of her ass onto the guys head.
My girl gave me a Dirty Seagull at the beach the other day.
Dirty Seagull by BobbyFresh3 October 11, 2011

Dirty Seagull 

The act of applying sand to one's penis, either through the use of glue or some other adhesive, and penetrating another person sexually, either via anal or vaginal intercourse.
After Susan forgot to pick the clothes from the dry cleaner, Martin gave her a Dirty Seagull.
Dirty Seagull by Stobyoia January 9, 2015

Dirty Seagull 

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK
Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull
Dirty Seagull by Al The Duce January 10, 2024

Dirty Seagul 

When your having sex with a girl on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, make sure the sand sticks to the vag juice, and continue banging her with your sandy cock
Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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