Dirty Mitchell

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!

Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend

by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019

Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time

I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man

by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

Dirty Mitchell

The name you call your kid when its a mistake

when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell

by own3db March 3, 2011

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

Dirty Mitchell

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a person anus.

Them baseball boys just love to Dirty Mitchell each other.

by Thy Choseth Juan December 13, 2023