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Dirty Mitchell 

The name you call your kid when its a mistake
when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell
Dirty Mitchell by own3db March 3, 2011

Dirty Mitchell 

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a person anus.
Them baseball boys just love to Dirty Mitchell each other.
Dirty Mitchell by Thy Choseth Juan December 13, 2023

Dirty Mitchell 

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”
Dirty Mitchell by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

Dirty Mitchel 

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes
Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel
Dirty Mitchel by Steven lime April 29, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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