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Dirty Mirtha

When a woman sticks her finger into her vagina and wipes it under the nose of an unsuspecting passer by.
Walking down the streets of El Paso, I was pleasantly surprised by a Dirty Mirtha, followed by an intense rash the next day.
by Skank Bacon May 4, 2021
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Dirty Mirtha

When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.
Did you see her give that dude a dirty mirtha? I’m so jealous!
by Thedirtyking69 May 4, 2021
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Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).
I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.
by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008
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Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).
I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.
by Naughty Counselor October 28, 2008
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