Dirty Maximillion

When your partner shoves a frog up your anus whilst repeatedly whispering the word 'seasoning' into your ears whilst milking you dry of any white substances in your body until you become floppy like a mouldy banana skin.

I was coming home last night, and my wife gave me a Dirty Maximillion. It is fair to say, my anus now ribbits when I walk.

by picklepocklesnifflesnoffle September 11, 2023