dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

dirty martini by Lousy August 29, 2003

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dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

dirty martini by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

Dirty martini

When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.

Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!

Dirty martini by SoCalwhiteboy91 June 20, 2016

Dirty Martini

When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini

That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.

Dirty Martini by shakeitlilmomma June 15, 2009

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

Dirty Martini by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀

Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious

Dirty martini by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019

Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.

“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”

Dirty Martini by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023