Dirty Martini

When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini

That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.

by shakeitlilmomma June 15, 2009

Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018

dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

Dirty martini

When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.

Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!

by SoCalwhiteboy91 June 20, 2016

The Dirty Martini

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.

Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.

by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.

“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018