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Hey Johnny Dealer, can i get me some "dirty m"?
by ambird July 20, 2008
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Dirty M&M

When a man shoves M&M’s up a females ass and proceeds to eat them out her ass like a pezz dispenser
I dirty M&M my girl last night, let’s just say they’re are no more m&m’s in the house.
by Dirty M&M May 6, 2020
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Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.
IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!
by potheadclauds January 5, 2012
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I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!
by MickeyMouseeeee October 8, 2019
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yea i'm from the dirty north

a saying made up by incredible and original rap group bums bustin up mad shitor blowin up mad soon making fun of the rappers from the supposedly dirty south. and since new york is the same distance from canada as the dirty south is from mexico, it was renamed the dirty north.
"Yea i'm from the dirty north not the dirty south, that's why i got aluminum foil all up in my mouth. lookin like paul wall wit my tin grill, i bought at the 99 cent store for rill"
by BUMS July 4, 2006
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Dirty Mayo Hotlink

You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.
Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!

Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!
by Jonez82 October 3, 2013
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Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.
Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!
by Zandzz June 29, 2020
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