The act of smashing a 5'5" blonde haired dancer with crooked teeth at a frat party while holding a bud light and wearing an Arthur Morgan hat yelling John Marston quotes. The girl is typically an ex that wants you back but you've already gained thirty pounds of muscle that you don't even vocally answer her, your above average 6" cock does the talking.
"Bro! I saw you with your ex earlier, what happened!?" The frat bro asked. The guy replied. "Nah bro, I just wore my Arthur Morganhat and gave her the Dirty Looch while she experienced all my new gains and beer stains on her back."
A 'dirty lochie' is when you stick your foot up someones us and they stick there foot up yours while lying down and you use your hands to crawl around.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.