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Dirty Loma

When a bitch is getting spit-roasted by 2 bald dudes and they pull out and she squirts on their bald heads, making them even shinier
Scott: Hey babe, wanna do a Dirty Loma?
Girl: Fuck yes, babe!
Dirty Loma by URDADWATCHESIFUNNY August 5, 2022
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Dirty Loma

Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.
Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.
Dirty Loma by URDADWATCHESIFUNNY August 7, 2022

dirty lomasi 

When you take a shit and think its ripping your insides out just to find out it was the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with how much heaving I was doing. Turns out it was a Dirty Lomasi."
dirty lomasi by Charleshallio September 10, 2020

dirty lomasi 

When you are taking a shit and it feels like its ripping your insides out. It ends up being the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with all the heaving I was doing. Turns out it was just a dirty Lomasi"
dirty lomasi by Charleshallio September 10, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
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