People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.

'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids

Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.

"Where's David?"

"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."

Dirty Little David
Everyone has noticed Dirty Little David trying to hide his erection at some stage...
by KeeksWilson August 21, 2019
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