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Dirty Kali 

A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.
My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.
Dirty Kali by RichardLickson April 3, 2020
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Dirty Kali 

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )
dude shqueefa and I did a dirty kali during school yesterday
Dirty Kali by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023

Dirty Kalista 

The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.
gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.
Dirty Kalista by TheeMacG May 29, 2019

Dirty kalika 

What dumb ass, looks like a dirty kalika
Dirty kalika by Band trash December 8, 2019

dirty kaliyah 

oh look at that little girl dirty kaliyah
dirty kaliyah by Bleep blah bleh April 15, 2020

dirty kaliese 

when your eating someone’s ass and they decide to poop and shit in your face, but it makes you rock hard anyways
man, that dirty kaliese was fucking wild
dirty kaliese by massivedong600 April 28, 2020

dirty kaliyah 

look at that little girl dirty kaliyah
dirty kaliyah by Bleep blah bleh April 15, 2020
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