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Dirty Janice 

A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.
"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"

"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"
Dirty Janice by BJ8520 October 15, 2009
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Dirty Janice 

When you put it in the wrong hole and she starts death rolling like an alligator.
It was going great until I rammed her bum hole and she pulled a dirty Janice.
Dirty Janice by Clgordon21 October 18, 2021

Dirty Janie 

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.
That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!
Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

dirty janiel 

A dirty Janiel is when you cook a meal and splatter it all over your fuck partners back and proceed to slide your ass back and forth your partners back like a dirty stripper on st patty's day mornin' and then eat the food together romantically as he/she eats of your ass (optional)
"Hey I'm a great cook, let's say you and me go to my place to do a dirty Janiel?"
dirty janiel by NotARobotUser April 27, 2020

Dirty Janine 

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.
I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.
Dirty Janine by Domdeloease May 21, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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