1.(noun) Figure of speech. Possession of rank, rancid, greasy and unwholesome hairs covering many areas of the body. One inflicted with this condition may take on the appearance of basil (dog) bathing in dogshit.
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders
2. (adjective) Someone who said to have 'dirty hair' has been insulted to the worst degree
3. (noun) Simon Lenders
Simon you have 'dirty hair'
by Oliver and Basil September 30, 2004
Get the dirty hair mug.The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
by Shankmasta November 26, 2006
Get the Dirty Gooch Hair mug.Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day
by stellarlemar November 30, 2021
Get the National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty mug.When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
by The Hairbear March 12, 2013
Get the Dirty Hairbear mug.If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.
Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
by Mike Norris May 10, 2006
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