Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.
by Nicole88 January 2, 2009
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
by DominicLove May 16, 2011
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
by Ali T April 27, 2003
Get the dirty gomezmug. by delli June 29, 2007
Get the reverse dirty gomezmug. All the definitions below are completely wrong. A Dirty Gomez is simply when a man removes his penis from his partners ass after anal sex and proceeds to draw a shit moustache on his own face.
by Dirty Gomez April 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Gomezmug. A sexual act so heinous, only certain directors of a particular fruit company could be so homosexual to conceive what the Dirty Gomez could be.
by GOATDBAG September 6, 2023
Get the The Dirty Gomezmug. To take your dick and soak it shit water, and shove down the female throat and then fuck her in the ass adding a donkey punch in the end.
Guy 1: Dude how was your date last night, with Alyssa?
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
Guy 2: We got dinner and then I Dirty Gomezed her.
by SUPER DICK December 2, 2015
Get the Dirty Gomezmug.