Dirty Ezra
Dirty Ezra by Bjornenwolf August 10, 2021
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Dirty Ezra
The act of cumming into a lava lamp and keeping it your room as an ornament. After you have done that, you have to go to any landmark you want and you gotta wipe your dick on it and take it on camera. You have to do this at least three times so you have enough photos to decorate your room. So now when a friend comes over you can show off your room decor.
Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!
Dirty Ezra by Stretchy.L November 29, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable