Dirty Eliot

Taking a plus 9 incher to the ass to the point of vomiting up your last meal

I did a dirty Eliot last night, sis, safe to say there was chez-it's and sperm EVERYWHERE

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When your so hot you attract the local walruses absorb ketamine from there grimy unclean assholes and die.

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Being so sexy you swoon over a bunch of walruses absorb ketamine from their assholes and then die.

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dirty elio

The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.

Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio

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While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.

Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.

Afterward we went to get tacos.

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a dirty elliot is when you munch on a girl's taint until it bleeds and you mix the blood and poo together to finger paint on his nipples with

Dan: Hey Elliot! Shall we go find Megan and make a dirty Elliot tonight?

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While gargling tequila you dip yo dick in tamarind n make a bitch suck it. Shoot in their mouth and finish it off with lime n salt.

Dude, I was getting in on with Jake, I got em to do a dirty Elio.

Afterward we went to get tacos.

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