Dirty Dermo

When you get a full football team to cum in your hair to ensure it stays extra curly

Ah man my hair was giving me hardship so I had to go down to Bluebell and act the dirty dermo to sort it out

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Dirty Demo

When a person squats over your head and farts so loud you can hear thier anal hole open

I fell asleep one night at a party, and this girl got me so bad with a dirty demo that I couldn't hear straight for a week.

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A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

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