dirty damon 

When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

Dirty Damon 

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

Dirty Damon by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

Dirty Damon 

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.

My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen

Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019

dirty damion 

A person who Eats a lot of pussy, not multiple just one,, but all day every... He don't care what day.. probably smokes a lot of pit..

Ethan "where's Damion?"
Devon "idk he's probably at home being a Dirty Damion"

dirty damion by LickaMyNuts March 6, 2020

Dirty Daemon 

a dirty Daemon is when a man pushes his dick into a pencil sharpener because he doesn't have a girlfriend

guy 1: I did a dirty Daemon at my friends house yesterday
guy 2: i'm jealous

Dirty Daemon by shawna L. April 20, 2022