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When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

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Dirty Damon

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

Dirty Damon by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

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Dirty Damon

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.

My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen

Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019

dirty damion

A person who Eats a lot of pussy, not multiple just one,, but all day every... He don't care what day.. probably smokes a lot of pit..

Ethan "where's Damion?"
Devon "idk he's probably at home being a Dirty Damion"

dirty damion by LickaMyNuts March 6, 2020

Dirty Daemon

a dirty Daemon is when a man pushes his dick into a pencil sharpener because he doesn't have a girlfriend

guy 1: I did a dirty Daemon at my friends house yesterday
guy 2: i'm jealous

Dirty Daemon by shawna L. April 20, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026