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dirty benson 

The dirty benson is a intercourse position that which the man is in the fetal position on his back with the we we in between his legs and the woman is also in the fetal position on top the man’s knees and the only way for it to work is if the man and woman are unshaven.
Pratt: dude me and Christina totally fucked last night.
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP
dirty benson by The_dirtiest_BENSON November 17, 2022
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Dirty Benson 

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.
You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….
Dirty Benson by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025
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