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Dirty Ashwin

The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.
"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"

"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."
by Queestion February 19, 2023
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Dirty Aswin

When you rip a guy's dick off, shove it down their own throat and proceed to smash it further into their mouth with a mallet whilst fucking them in the ass and fingering the open wound with 'Pumped Up Kicks' blasting from a speaker in the background.
"Why does that guy have no Dick?"
"Someone probably did a Dirty Aswin to him"
by Dirty Aswin April 28, 2024
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