Dirty Ashwin

The act of laying your partner on the kitchen counter and raw dogging them until you both splurge at the same time. After which you use the cum, vaginal discharge, and sweat to sautée carrots which you both then eat over rice while simultaneously giving eachother handjobs under a blanket and watching madden gameplay with no commentary. You then both promptly go to sleep holding one another under a fuzzy blanket and wonder how long your relationship will last, fearing they'll leave you the very next day.

"Dude what did you do to that girl last night?"

"I gave her a dirty ashwin bro, can we talk? I need to vent."

Dirty Ashwin by Queestion February 19, 2023

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Dirty Aswin

When you rip a guy's dick off, shove it down their own throat and proceed to smash it further into their mouth with a mallet whilst fucking them in the ass and fingering the open wound with 'Pumped Up Kicks' blasting from a speaker in the background.

"Why does that guy have no Dick?"
"Someone probably did a Dirty Aswin to him"

Dirty Aswin by Dirty Aswin April 28, 2024

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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