Dirty Alfie 

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her

The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie

Dirty Alfie by Mike literus July 8, 2020

Dirty Alfie 

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out

Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!

Dirty Alfie by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020

Dirty Alfred 

Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you

Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred

Dirty Alfred by Swhorndog December 3, 2018

dirty albie 

when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.

Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga

dirty albie by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020

Dirty Alfredo 

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.

During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!

Dirty Alfredo by Mike Medina February 5, 2008