Dirty Alfie
When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
Dirty Alfie by Mike literus July 8, 2020
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Dirty Alfie
They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out
Dirty Alfie by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020
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Dirty Alfred
Dirty Alfred by Swhorndog December 3, 2018
dirty albie
when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.
dirty albie by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020
Dirty Alfredo
Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
Dirty Alfredo by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
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