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Dirty Alfie

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
by Mike literus July 8, 2020
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Dirty Alfie

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out
Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!
by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020
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Dirty Alfred

Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you
Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred
by Swhorndog December 3, 2018
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dirty albie

when you fuck so hard your arteries burst and your blood starts pouring everywhere, you have to be rushed to a&e where you may or may not die an excruciatingly painful death.
Yooo Ash did the Dirty Albie, rip man i loved that nigga
by Jamal Johnson-Caulker November 12, 2020
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Dirty Alfredo

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!
by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
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