When you tie yourself to the bed while your ex-girlfriend you whored yourself out to dicks you down with a strap on and you get turned on when she degrades you.
Person 1: "god Aidens gone down the wrong path"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "He's done a Dirty Aiden Lammie"
Person 2: "oh for god's sake what a bitch"
The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burntskin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.