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Dirty Aiden 

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.
Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.
Dirty Aiden by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

Dirty Aiden 

When you put your ballsack in peanut butter, then fuck someone in the nose while watching TV, and you cream so hard it looks like it snowed outside.
Oh my god, is it winter, or did someone do a Dirty Aiden?

Dirty Aiden Lammie 

When you tie yourself to the bed while your ex-girlfriend you whored yourself out to dicks you down with a strap on and you get turned on when she degrades you.
Person 1: "god Aidens gone down the wrong path"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "He's done a Dirty Aiden Lammie"
Person 2: "oh for god's sake what a bitch"
Dirty Aiden Lammie by BigSugar69 March 14, 2024

dirty dirty Aiden 

A dirty dirty Aiden is when you fuck your stepsis so hard that she yells I love your small cock 8 times in a row!
my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yeaterday and I today i gave him head!!
dirty dirty Aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

dirty dirty aiden 

When you fuck your stepsis so hard she starts yelling ¨Yes big bro¨ 8 times.
my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yesterday and i felt like i was in heaven
dirty dirty aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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