Dion Blaster Share definition Flag Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls. "If you could have any name, what would it be?""Dion Blaster.""WTF.""Dude trust me, he's hella fast." Dion Blaster by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009 Get the Dion Blaster mug.