Digital STD 

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

Digital STD by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

DigitalStrike 

It’s when a hacker or bunch of hackers infiltrates or compromises a corporate computer network.

Vladimir did a digitalstrike and was able to download piles of user info.

DigitalStrike by Jillianville January 25, 2022

Digitalstooge 

One who acts crazy, funny, wacky, like one of the "Three Stooges" or pulls shenanigans Digitaly, whether it be on a game, YouTube, Twitter, Myspace, Facebook, Xbox Live, or anything else that is digital.

The act of being a Digitalstooge is called Digitalstoogery.

Dude 1: Dude this guy just said that he just threw a pie in my face on twitter.
Dude 2: Sounds like we got a Digitalstooge on the loose.
Dude 1: Yeah, his Digitalstoogery is getting a little out of hand.

Digitalstooge by Rawrtino December 17, 2008