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Men's Synchronized Diving 

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.
A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

Dead Man's Dumpster Diving 

My next neighbor died a few weeks ago, so workers are cleaning out his house, throwing a lot of good stuff into a dumpster in his driveway. I've been making numerous clandestine (so my wife doesn't know) Dead Man's Dumpster Diving visits to get some nice things out of the dumpster.

Senor my burrito is dieing 

When you or a food item is dieing
I bought a pancake from walmart and I screamed "SENOR MY BURRITO IS DIEING"!

Diving Swan 

Cupping your hand in a swan beak like fashion in order to perform a more gentle anal fisting insertion.
When anal fisting your significant other, it is better to to use the Diving Swan approach for their comfort.
Diving Swan by analogfight July 11, 2010

diving shit 

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.
Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.
diving shit by Clese May 18, 2018

double dining slut 

Somebody who makes it seem like a special thing that two couples have dinner together when in reality they are just cycling couples like slot machine.
Those guys are a double dining slut.
double dining slut by megatooth January 17, 2015