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diddyblud

a diddyblud is a “hooligan” or a “shenanigan.” a diddyblud is someone who commits tomfoolery on a daily basis. in some instances, a diddyblud is a filthy, insolent whelp of a person.
here’s an example of how you could use it:
Billy: “i identify as an anti-aircraft gatling gun and i like to shoot people.”
Bob: “shut your trap you stupid diddyblud, you’re not funny.”
by manic09 May 30, 2025
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A chaotic brainrot anthem that blew up in late 2025 after TikTok got its hands on it. Originally posted by some legend called cassidywahhahh2, the clip turned into a full-on meme because everyone kept singing the stupid lyrics like it was the national anthem.

Features iconic lines such as:
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Einstein?
What is this diddyblud doing on the calculator, is blud Estein?”

The lyrics mean absolutely nothing, relying on peak 2024 slang like “blud” and “diddy” to refer to literally anyone acting goofy. Used when someone is acting strangely serious or “mysteriously smart” over something simple, usually involving a phone or calculator.
"He turned on the calculator just to add 30+37 and stared at it for a full minute — What is this diddyblud doing on the caluclator, is blud Einstein?"
by 1x10 November 20, 2025
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Diddyblud

The act of being suspicious or weird in a way that makes others unsure about your behavior or intentions.

Synonyms / Slang:

creepy

strange

weird

sus

imposter

odd dude

young buck (playful/teasing)

ecy (personal slang)

cred - RonTheRentalCop
Boy you so Diddy.
Boy you so DIddyblud.
by RonTheRentalCop October 30, 2025
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Diddyblud

(noun, slang)
Someone mad weird like off-the-wall kinda person, they move weird, talk weird, they’re cracked frl. A Diddyblud is like some secret gang of wackos, but they don’t know they’re part of it. They be talkin’ to inanimate objects, makin’ up dances. You don’t choose the Diddyblud life, it chooses you.
“Bruh, you see him licking the vending machine? Straight Diddyblud behavior.”
“She a Diddyblud fr, talking to pigeons like they her cousins.”
“Yo, tell me why Jay just licked a lamppost and said it gave him ‘power’? That man’s a straight-up Diddyblud.”
Synonyms: crackhead energy, feral friend, glitch in the simulation
by LilDiddyElz May 14, 2025
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Diddyblud

A word or slang used to call one of da Bois a predator
Jake: yo look Mat is kinda a Diddyblud
Mat: Ayo shut the fuck up bruh
by Sirqiereil May 26, 2025
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Diddyblud

Term used to describe a pedophile or freaky person
I think” not like us” is the greatest mumble rap song of all time because Kendrick Lamar exposes Drake for being a diddyblud
by Flintandsteel April 1, 2025
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