dickneck

penis cleavage - or showing everything of your penis but the head. also known as the shaft.

Hey that guys pants are so low I can see his dickneck.

by buttercheese November 15, 2009

dickneck

a rather insulting term used to describe/call that one person in everyones group of friends that is generaly disliked.

dan-" hey guys! no one told me that we were all hanging out today!?"
mike-"shut up dickneck"

by -Kb! March 16, 2008

dickneck

A serious and potentially painful condition which the neck becomes ridgid and stiff from blowing me too much

Sha-ney-ney told me she woke up with a wicked case of dickneck from blowing me too much.

by thejerks1980 October 16, 2011

dickneck

when someones neck and head represents a penis usually looks quite funny

scott-"riley dejardans has a dickneck"
riley-"hey stfu im gunna go jack off to my ugly girlfriend"

by streetbitch April 27, 2006

dickneck

Someone who does not close dates well.

That dickneck didn't try to kiss me or offer a ride home at the end of our date.

by pronounced unty July 31, 2006

dickneck

A word often used by folk who have problems existing in a normal society. These people are usually, but not exclusively, virgins and male - most of which supplement their lack of social lives with computer games, wrestling, ventrilo or sometimes LAN, where they get to interact with equally socially inept virgins.

Paul: Mike, you're a dickneck

Mike: Yes mate.

by H. Christ, Jesus March 24, 2008

Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019