Dick me in the face

When you are overcum with emotion and don't know how to express yourself

Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"

Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"

*Trump wins election*

Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE

by Rice master December 9, 2016

dick me up

the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before

"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"

by getoutofmyshroom February 3, 2017

dick me quick

A quick way to notifiy your friends of an attractive male/female that one would shag.

Tara:dick me quick!!
Lauren:where?
Tara:over there!
Lauren:Oh my god...

by ilovecheeese June 6, 2009

dick me up

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015

dick me down

forsho shwaty

"daddy will u dick me down tonite lol"
"FORSHO SHWATY"

by grandpapy420 February 1, 2017

dick me down

when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.

oh my god someone please dick me down!!!!!

by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

dicked me out

Some chick named Missy, you call her Millie who left you hanging multiple times

Yooo that bitch millie dicked me out today 😒😆

by DIZZOL October 27, 2022