Dumb people who have nothing better to do with their time sit and create these words because they think they sound clever or that people will start saying the word or phrase. In actuality nobody uses or relates to these terms and everyone votes "thumbs down" on them. A select few douchebags will in fact see the word and then try to use it in every day life, these people should be shot on sight.
Guy1: Time to Sky up.
Guy2: What does that mean?
Guy1: It means to leave.
Guy2: Is that an URBAN DICK WORD?
Guy1: Yeah, I guess.
Guy2: You're fucking stupid. Don't ever talk to me again.
FriendTM
Facebookemon
Tweetup
Sky up
Strand-up comedy Obamama
bake off
Christmastoe
muso
Vegetarian Vampire
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.