Dick war 

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

Dick war by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

dick-size war 

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

dick-size war by JenJen November 11, 2003

war dick 

Your real ranking. 12incher. Go in , fold, turn back and the girth is now there. And can pass for a 6 incher. We don't like to brag much but on the war dick.

That war dick is my hero. Hard to out rank a 12 incha..the 12 in war dick took my breath away

war dick by commando titi whiti March 26, 2022

dick tug-o-war 

When two males with large penises (typically of African origin) tie their penises together and pull until one penis is removed. The winner is whoever leaves with a floppy wang hanging from their own

Dick tug-o-war: Lebron: wassup my Nigga.Me and Jerome just had a huge 'dick tug-o-war' in case you are wondering why I have two dicks.

dick tug-o-war by ScamDong February 22, 2017

Dick-warmer Tie 

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.

The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.

Dick-warmer Tie by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

Dick Wars 

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

Dick Wars by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

dick warmer

see "woman"

"Where my dick-warmer run off to? Bitch, where you at?"

dick warmer by Anonymous August 29, 2003