Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 8, 2010

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 29, 2020

Wars dick

Sorry it's too small to find.

Wars dick is smalllll.

by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017

dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

by JenJen November 11, 2003

war dick

Your real ranking. 12incher. Go in , fold, turn back and the girth is now there. And can pass for a 6 incher. We don't like to brag much but on the war dick.

That war dick is my hero. Hard to out rank a 12 incha..the 12 in war dick took my breath away

by commando titi whiti March 26, 2022

dick tug-o-war

When two males with large penises (typically of African origin) tie their penises together and pull until one penis is removed. The winner is whoever leaves with a floppy wang hanging from their own

Dick tug-o-war: Lebron: wassup my Nigga.Me and Jerome just had a huge 'dick tug-o-war' in case you are wondering why I have two dicks.

by ScamDong February 22, 2017