dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

by valkimiko September 14, 2007

dick tucker

When one person is being or acting like a pussy. To the point that you can't call them a pussy anymore. So they tuck there dick under and act like they are Bufflo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.

Jason: "Dude what is wrong with Mikey?"
Ty: "Who fuckin knows. He has been a dick tucker all day"

Ty: "Have you seen Trey today?"
Jason: "Nope! Mother fucker has been a dick tucker all week."

by TheWhiteTyrone June 20, 2011

DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...

George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"

by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021

dicktucker

One who tucks his dick or crank back up between his legs, sometimes taping it to his butt, to give the impression that he is actually a she.

I swear the woman I came into contact with on facebook was actually a dicktucker . Had to be a dude the way she or he talked. Next I won't friend him or her so soon.

by Jungle Outsider December 11, 2010

dicktuckery

idiotic faggotry.

"What sort of dicktuckery is this?"

...as one would say whilst walking in on a room full of guys playing ass games or wearing women's clothes a la Buffalo Bill in silence of the lambs (the scene where he tucks his dick behind his legs and acts like a woman when the fat chick is in the well).

by kingofuselessknowledge March 8, 2013