Dick thong 

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

Dick thong by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

Henry Dick Thong

The worst and most dangerous alien/communist every. He also carries a deadly and super contagious.

I hope the FDA can stop Henry Dick Thong and kill him.

Henry Dick Thong by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

dick thing to do 

An unkind or inconsiderate act.

Something that someone does that only someone considered a 'dick' would do.

Bro #1: I was walking down the street with my mom yesterday and this dick came and shot her in the face.
Bro #2: What a dick thing to do.
Bro #1: IFKR!

dick thing to do by kitchyboy October 28, 2017

dick wiping thing 

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

dick wiping thing by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023