Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar September 04, 2008

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 17, 2009

dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing

Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.

by RHeinz March 07, 2022

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 07, 2011

dicks with sticks

Male lacrosse players

"Hey, look, it's dicks with sticks!"

by Lance9055 March 14, 2017