Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.

Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!

by theironavenger September 18, 2009

dick monkey

A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto January 22, 2016

dick monkey

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.
Why?
Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

by Sunshine Meadow October 26, 2007

Dick monkey

Like dicks in his or her face and is like a monkey

Like a monkey of dicks is a dick monkey

by Dicks:) January 27, 2012

Dick monkey

A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.

My brother was annoying me so much last night… He was being a real dick monkey

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021